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Granted but she makes a bigger mess than you do!

I wish I had a SHAMWOW!
 
I wish I had a SHAMWOW!
Granted, but your Shamwow comes with a cheap blender that starts an electrical fire in your kitchen and--despite its many other talents--your Shamwow can't put it out.

I wish twenty pounds of fat would magically disappear from my body before I go to California next week.
 
Granted but now the 20lbs of fat is on the person your going to see and they are plenty ticked at you.

I wish for a white Christmas.
 
Granted but you also get to have a white Valentines day, and a white Easter and when all that 'white' finally melts the mud left behind lasts for most of the summer.

I wish it would stop SNOWING here until Christmas eve
 
Granted but it rains so much Santa can't make it and all the kids are sad

I wish that I won the lotto and was able to spend it anyway I wanted.
 
Granted... but the hypnotist I hired will tell you that you want to give it all to me..

Wish I could stop smoking..
 
Granted, but now you have wrinkles!

I wish Billy Mays would lose his voice and quit YELLING!

I wear out my mute button! Grrrr!
 
Granted, but it is a remote control model airplane and might be a bit small for much travelling
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I wish I had an automatic waterer in every corral on the place.
 
Granted but...then they would ALL quit working and you'd have to hand carry water to every pen.

I wish I didn't have to go to work..ever..
 
I wish I had a bigger house
Granted but there are no windows nor doors.

I wish for everyone to have a wonderful holiday season.
granted but they all come over to your house and now there is no room for you.

I wish I win the lottery
Granted but you decided to split the winnings with me 50/50 so I could get away from everyone being over here for the holiday.

Wish I had someone to feed the ponies and clean the barn for me.
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Granted but the stable help comes indoors eats all your food and uses your bathroom plugging the stool.

Wish I had 6 pak abs and buns of steel.

Wish I had someone to feed the ponies and clean the barn for me.
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