Twisted Wishes

[ErikaS.]

Granted.Now it's going to snow.

I wish I had a maid.

 

[REO]

Granted but she makes a bigger mess than you do!

I wish I had a SHAMWOW!

 

[RockRiverTiff]

I wish I had a SHAMWOW!

Granted, but your Shamwow comes with a cheap blender that starts an electrical fire in your kitchen and--despite its many other talents--your Shamwow can't put it out.

I wish twenty pounds of fat would magically disappear from my body before I go to California next week.

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

Granted but now the 20lbs of fat is on the person your going to see and they are plenty ticked at you.

I wish for a white Christmas.

 

[Reignmaker Miniatures]

Granted but you also get to have a white Valentines day, and a white Easter and when all that 'white' finally melts the mud left behind lasts for most of the summer.

I wish it would stop SNOWING here until Christmas eve

 

[SHANA]

Granted but it rains so much Santa can't make it and all the kids are sad

I wish that I won the lotto and was able to spend it anyway I wanted.

 

[McBunz]

Granted... but the hypnotist I hired will tell you that you want to give it all to me..

Wish I could stop smoking..

 

[River Wood]

Granted.....but you will gain 10 lbs

I wish it were summer again!!!

 

[twister]

Granted.....but you will gain 10 lbs
I wish it were summer again!!!

granted but the mosquitoes are so bad you get bitten all over

I wish I was 10 years younger

 

[REO]

Granted, but now you have wrinkles!

I wish Billy Mays would lose his voice and quit YELLING!

I wear out my mute button! Grrrr!

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

I wish Billy Mays would lose his voice and quit YELLING!I wear out my mute button! Grrrr!

Granted but now he lives next door to you and comes over all the time and won't stop talking.

I wish I owned my own airplane.

 

[Minimor]

Granted, but it is a remote control model airplane and might be a bit small for much travelling

I wish I had an automatic waterer in every corral on the place.

 

[River Wood]

Granted but...then they would ALL quit working and you'd have to hand carry water to every pen.

I wish I didn't have to go to work..ever..

 

[RockRiverTiff]

I wish I didn't have to go to work..ever..

Granted, but now your work is stuffing envelopes from home.

I wish my body and brain were naturally caffeinated.

 

[CritterCountry]

Granted but then Juan Valdez would always be over with his donkey

I wish I had a bigger house

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

I wish I had a bigger house

Granted but there are no windows nor doors.

I wish for everyone to have a wonderful holiday season.

 

[twister]

I wish I had a bigger house

Granted but there are no windows nor doors.

I wish for everyone to have a wonderful holiday season.

granted but they all come over to your house and now there is no room for you.

I wish I win the lottery

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

I wish I had a bigger house

Granted but there are no windows nor doors.

I wish for everyone to have a wonderful holiday season.

granted but they all come over to your house and now there is no room for you.

I wish I win the lottery

Granted but you decided to split the winnings with me 50/50 so I could get away from everyone being over here for the holiday.

Wish I had someone to feed the ponies and clean the barn for me.

 

[Russ]

Granted but the stable help comes indoors eats all your food and uses your bathroom plugging the stool.

Wish I had 6 pak abs and buns of steel.

Wish I had someone to feed the ponies and clean the barn for me.

 

[Mark & Sharon Bullington]

Granted - but the six pak turns into Coors and the buns of steel rust horribly.

I wish all my bills were paid forever.

Mark