Twisted Wishes

[Russ]

Granted but the postal service will go bankrupt because of it.

I wish Sarah Palin would shower me with kisses at the 2009 AMHR Nationals

I wish all my bills were paid forever.
Mark

 

[baybrianna]

Granted but the postal service will go bankrupt because of it.
I wish Sarah Palin would shower me with kisses at the 2009 AMHR Nationals

I wish all my bills were paid forever.
Mark

sure she will but everyone will not remember who she is.

i wish for a purebred berenese mountain dog pup.

 

[lilmiraclesfarm]

Granted but the postal service will go bankrupt because of it.
I wish Sarah Palin would shower me with kisses at the 2009 AMHR Nationals

I wish all my bills were paid forever.
Mark

sure she will but everyone will not remember who she is.

i wish for a purebred berenese mountain dog pup.

Granted, but be carefull not to rip the stitching or all its stuffing will fall out

I wish I had a new truck and horse trailer

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

Granted, but be carefull not to rip the stitching or all its stuffing will fall out
I wish I had a new truck and horse trailer

Granted but Barbie is the only one that can drive the vehicle.

I wish for a new pair of socks.

 

[minih]

Granted but Barbie is the only one that can drive the vehicle.

I wish for a new pair of socks.

Granted but they put off a really bad odor after wearing them!

I wish Hobby Lobby would hurry up and mark down that christmas tree I am wanting.

 

[SunQuest]

Granted but they put off a really bad odor after wearing them!
I wish Hobby Lobby would hurry up and mark down that christmas tree I am wanting.

Granted, but all the branches are broken and the lights are colored black and orange and when you plug it in it lets out evils screams.

I wish that I could go on another motorcycle ride before I have to return to work tomorrow as the weather was just perfect for riding today.

 

[REO]

Granted, but when you put on your helmut, you find out someone filled it with shaving cream!

I wish I had a pizza!

BTW: LMAO at Russ's rusty buns!

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

I wish I had a pizza!

Granted but its topped with dead mice, black birds, oysters, and Russ' rusty buns!

I wish I had a brand new foaling cam system!

 

[minih]

Granted but its topped with dead mice, black birds, oysters, and Russ' rusty buns!
I wish I had a brand new foaling cam system!

Granted but you witness the birth of a gorilla on your new cam!

I wish I could have a day off work!

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

I wish I could have a day off work!

Granted but now you have to strip all of your horse stalls, Erica's stalls, my stall's and Belinda's stalls. TODAY

I wish someone would make a wish for me.

 

[SunQuest]

I wish someone would make a wish for me.

Granted, but someone wished to see Russ's 6 pak and rusty buns.

I wish that the world was filled with happy curteous people for at least one day.

 

[minih]

Granted but now you have to strip all of your horse stalls, Erica's stalls, my stall's and Belinda's stalls. TODAY

If it were geographically possible I would rather attempt to do that than be here!

Granted, but someone wished to see Russ's 6 pak and rusty buns.
I wish that the world was filled with happy curteous people for at least one day.

Granted but you have to say thank you to all the people you don't like all day!

I wish I could teach my little gelding to some dressage steps.

 

[Reignmaker Miniatures]

Granted but all he learns are the 'airs above ground' and you can't get him to stand still

I wish it hadn't snowed a foot here last night

 

[twister]

Granted but all he learns are the 'airs above ground' and you can't get him to stand stillI wish it hadn't snowed a foot here last night

granted but you had torrential rain instead

I wish for a new pair of paddock boots

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

I wish for a new pair of paddock boots

Granted but they are invisible like the Emperors clothes.

I wish I had a new 4 wheeler!

 

[McBunz]

Granted, but it comes in a kit... two-two wheelers and couple of bungie cords..

I wish I had a new computer key board..

 

[Reignmaker Miniatures]

Granted, but it comes in a kit... two-two wheelers and couple of bungie cords..

hahahahah (That made me douse my desk with tea, too funny)

I wish I had a new computer key board..

Granted but its one of the cardboard ones used in stores for show

I wish my house would clean itself.

 

[lilmiraclesfarm]

Granted, but it comes in a kit... two-two wheelers and couple of bungie cords..

hahahahah (That made me douse my desk with tea, too funny)

I wish I had a new computer key board..

Granted but its one of the cardboard ones used in stores for show

I wish my house would clean itself.

Granted but your house did such a good job that you can't sit or lean on anything without slideing off and you need to be wrapped in bubble wrap as now you slide into walls.

I wish I had the money to redecorate my living room

 

[McBunz]

Granted, paper money for the walls and coins for tiles... but you can't get any of it loose.

I wish I had a new Doberman puppy..

 

[Irish Hills Farm]

I wish I had a new Doberman puppy..

Granted but he won't stop peeing on your shoes.

I wish I had a new dvd player.