As little Miss Muffet Sat on her tuffet Her winter fur tried to stay But momma said no That it had to go She would clip it all away But something went wrong The clippers weren’t strong It turns out they weren’t very tough The process went on For very very long And Miss Muffet had enough So momma will try today And she’ll likely pay A small fortune for clippers so strong That they’ll persevere From the front to the rear And clip Muffet’s fur till it’s gone! I thought that with all the stress and sadness of the current pandemic scare, everyone might get a laugh out of Rosie and my clipper issues! The day after our first clipping incident I was actually able to get the clippers working better and finish the job. She looks quite choppy, so I plan on giving her a bath in a week or so and re-clipping her to smooth things out. For those who have more clipping experience than me, what is your best clipping mishap story? What are the best tips and tricks you’ve found? Lastly; no, her name is not Miss Muffet...that was just for the poem Her name is Princess Rosalind.