Katiean
Well-Known Member
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD...
Well, it's crap... That's right, crap!
crap may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke crap, buy crap, sell crap, lose crap, find crap, forget crap,
And tell others to eat crap.
Some people know their crap, while others can't tell the difference
between crap and shinola.
There are lucky craps, dumb craps, and crazy craps.
There is bull crap, horse crap, and chicken crap.
You can throw crap, sling crap, catch crap,
shoot the crap, or duck when the crap hits the fan.
You can give a crap or serve crap on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep crap or be happier than a pig in crap.
Some days are colder than crap, some days are hotter than crap,
And some days are just plain crapty.
Some music sounds like crap, things can look like crap, and there are times when you feel like crap.
You can have too much crap, not enough crap,
the right crap, the wrong crap or a lot of weird crap.
You can carry crap, have a mountain of crap,
or find yourself up crap creek without a paddle.
Sometimes your breath smells like crap
Sometimes everything you touch turns to crap
and other times you fall in a bucket of crap
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your crap,
you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a crap;
or not do so if you don't give a crap!
Well, crap, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a crap
and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of crap.
But, if you happened to catch a load of crap
from some crap-head...........
Well, crap Happens!!!
HOPE YOUR crapTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD...
Well, it's crap... That's right, crap!
crap may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke crap, buy crap, sell crap, lose crap, find crap, forget crap,
And tell others to eat crap.
Some people know their crap, while others can't tell the difference
between crap and shinola.
There are lucky craps, dumb craps, and crazy craps.
There is bull crap, horse crap, and chicken crap.
You can throw crap, sling crap, catch crap,
shoot the crap, or duck when the crap hits the fan.
You can give a crap or serve crap on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep crap or be happier than a pig in crap.
Some days are colder than crap, some days are hotter than crap,
And some days are just plain crapty.
Some music sounds like crap, things can look like crap, and there are times when you feel like crap.
You can have too much crap, not enough crap,
the right crap, the wrong crap or a lot of weird crap.
You can carry crap, have a mountain of crap,
or find yourself up crap creek without a paddle.
Sometimes your breath smells like crap
Sometimes everything you touch turns to crap
and other times you fall in a bucket of crap
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your crap,
you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a crap;
or not do so if you don't give a crap!
Well, crap, it's time for me to go.
Just wanted you to know that I do give a crap
and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of crap.
But, if you happened to catch a load of crap
from some crap-head...........
Well, crap Happens!!!
HOPE YOUR crapTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN
