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Marsha Cassada

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Apr 20, 2005
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Southwest Oklahoma
If we were mares...

We could pick out a different stallion every year without earning a bad reputation~

We could be allowed to roam around all day and eat (graze), nap, enjoy the outdoors, and socialize with our buddies as pretty pasture ornaments with all our needs taken care of by somebody else~

Our "fat" would be considered a desirable asset and prove that we are "easy keepers"~

We could be waited on--our rooms cleaned, and an all you-can-eat-buffet before us everyday~

We could get a pedicure every five to six weeks and our hair done daily~

We could be chauffeured around when we need to go somewhere in an expensive vehicle designed just for us...oh, and with food in front of us while we travel~

Once our babies are weaned they can't move back home~

We could have better clothes, grooming supplies, living conditions and medical care than the people that take care of us~

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