you want to roast them slowly and then after they have cooled down dip them in melted chocolate. Hhmmmmmmm crunchy YUM
Bite their little heads off, nibble on their tiny feet.
i am in ohio and i would rather have been bitten by a black widow than have a grass hopper on my lapGoodness, I hope you don't live in the Midwest, USA. They are everywhere I walk. I don't like it when they jump on me, but they don't bite and they can't hurt you. Now, spiders...yuckkk... I am terrified of spiders!
lolThrow a ball. Then teach them to go get it.
And not come back.
good ideea thxOk...If you are really afraid - I am NOT a phycologist. My son has took some classes - but, this it just what I have " heard" on tv, etc.
First remember a grass hopper can NOT hurt YOU.
Now, either buy a book or have someone buy it for you. A cheap childrens book would even work.
Start by LOOKING at the grass hopper until you get over that fear.
Then touch the grass hopper on the book - and then get over that fear.
Alway's remembering they CAN NOT HURT YOU.
Then have someone put a live one in a cage - ( first see if they can live in a cage and how to take care of them). I don't know if they can or not.
If they can - just watch it - until that fear is over. Then try touching it.
This can be a short or long process depending on how great your fear is.
Now - If this is a joke - I am going to feel really stupid ...LOL. But, if you really have a strong fear I am just telling you what I have heard and watched on tv about getting over certain fears.
I am NOT by any means a professional. Just trying to help.
lol @ teddy bear!Oh, you would love it around here! We do have grasshoppers everywhere (though they are still not as bad as they were in 1991) that year wherever you walked there were clouds of grasshoppers flying up in front of you--this year there are just "some" of them flying up in front of you...no clouds of them!
Do remember they cannot hurt you--they might pinch, but won't make you sick the way a black widow bite will--they are just ugly, and those sticky little feet are kind of repulsive when they land on you.
But...my Teddy Bear (cat) likes to play with grasshoppers. He goes outside, catches himself a hopper & brings it into the house through the cat door. He plays with it until he loses it under or behind something, then he leaves it and wanders off, perhaps to catch another one. So, we find grasshoppers hanging out in the strangest places in here.
Throw a ball. Then teach them to go get it.
And not come back.
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