God's Balance

[Shortpig]

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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him

resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look,

Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it

Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth.

"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth,

while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of

white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all

things."

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot,

while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and asked,

"What's that one?"

"That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful

mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people

from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and

humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely

sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of

software."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about

balance, God? You said there would be balance."

God smiled, "There's another Washington. Wait 'til you see the idiots I put

there."

 

[Fanch]

Hehe, i like it, but still like the Canadian version better

but don't want to make anyone mad!

 

[Lisa]

LOL! That is good - but I have to agree, I like the Canada version better

 

[Miniv]

(I still want to hear the Canadian version.)

Oh....and how do you explain that Oregon is very similar to Washington (the state)? Kinda messes up the story.....

 

[hobbyhorse23]

Oh....and how do you explain that Oregon is very similar to Washington (the state)? Kinda messes up the story.....

How does that mess the story up? There's lots of stupid states out there to "balance" Oregon!

J/K.

Leia

 

[Fanch]

Ok, for you miniv, I will post it, all the beginning is the same, but changes at this point.

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give

them super-human,undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth brats I'm putting next to them...."

going to go hide now!!! (runs and hides under the bed covers)

 

[Miniv]

Ok, for you miniv, I will post it, all the beginning is the same, but changes at this point.
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give

them super-human,undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth brats I'm putting next to them...."

going to go hide now!!! (runs and hides under the bed covers)

Yes that IS FUNNY!!!!