Queen of POOP at your service........VVAAAARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's my poop-mobile. It's an old mower that Jerry rebuilt for me. He fixed up the engine for me and I drive like a crazy person around here with it. I have this little bitty dumping trailer that you just pull the stick and it dumps into the pile for me. They have them at Lowe's and Home Depot.
When you get old and your bones get brittle
you're not in shape, or fit as a fiddle,
that wheelbarrow you push just gets too hard,
must be another way to clean the barnyard.
So I tells the man that poops getting heavy,
don't need much, not a SUV or a chevy,
just need a little something to help a mommy out
that I don't have to push and shove through the mud and snow all about.
So the man thinks and thinks and goes to looking around-
behind that garage of junk that he's pack ratted and old stuff he's found.
He gets an old mower to work and now it will cut the grass,
and finds a little dumping trailer back there and that will save my sore a____!
Then he tightened, he sharpened, and drilled, and the lug nuts went flying;
he thought surely this will keep her from complaining and crying!
Out came some big tires to get through the mud and you should see those big wheels-
I've got the fasted and coolest of all POOPMOBILES!
I race against the 4 wheelers and bicycles sometimes,
but they can't beat my fast engine and I can turn it on a dime.
I've got a little basket on it to hold my drink
now that was pure genius, don't you think?
I clean the stalls using it every day,
and pickup poopy in paddocks while I watch the horses at play;
then I go fast and race it up the hills and speed back down them too,
this mommy loves her poopmobile,
yes I really do!