Whats your FAVORITE saying?

[whitney]

Get off it and get on with it. (I use it when something's bothering me.)

 

[Al B]

I have two.

One I have always told my daughter and granddaughters

"You can marry more in a minute than you can make in a lifetime". :aktion033:

And one that I live by

"You can eat an elephant if you do it one spoonfull at a time".

 

[Frankie]

When all else fails, put peanut butter on it!

 

[willowoodstables]

"He doesn't know whether to "crap" or wind his watch"

"He so scared he don't know whether to "crap" or go blind"

"No $hit Sherlock"

"I don't care what people say about YOU, I think you're great" LOLOL

Kim

 

[minisaremighty]

[SIZE=12pt]You try you fail, you try you fail, but the only true failure is when you stop trying[/SIZE] -Madame Leota (from Disney's Haunted Mansion :bgrin )

 

[kaykay]

horses are a lifestyle not a hobby

kay

 

[Secret22]

'No $hit Selock"

"You will never no if you don't try!"

"Get over it"

"If I had a crystal ball I'd tell you!!"

 

[KrisP]

I don't get out a lot so mine are usually said to my hubby

"ya know I LOVE ya but I'm not sure I really like you right now" (you have to know some of the things he does, lol)

"No matter where ya go, there ya are"

"if you haven't got a clue just smile and play along"

"miniature horses, they're not a part of life, they're a way of life"

krisp

 

[justaboutgeese]

You can lead a horse to drink but you can`t make it water. I love twisted sayings. Put that in your smoke and pipe it,

 

[Sun Runner Stables]

I have one, it's almost become my stupid trademark...

"Some days I am Pretty, and some days I am Smart. "

then depending upon what I just Did, (ie made a stupid comment, or did something silly, Or looking like something the cat dragged in at dinner time...) I add,

" Today is a Smart Day, I couldn't possibly be both" or "Today is a Pretty day, I couldn't possibly be both."

Over the course of time, friends now just will say "pretty" or "smart" to me in passing to indicate either.

: ..

Also one that's a bit PG-13, it's on a bumper sticker I designed, and I am going to put it on Tee-shirts and sell them as well soon....

"I Give Great Guilt Trip, so stop Drooling and Drive, I am needy and B!&@#$!" Bumper sticker,

and the tee shirt will just say " I give Great Guilt Trip."

Unfourtuantly, as my SH can tell you, it's true.

:

 

[anoki]

ya know I LOVE ya but I'm not sure I really like you right now

I love that too!!! lol

also "Children seldom misquote. They just repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said in the first place"

I also have a saying that I say wayyyyy too often.....I picked it up from the Brit I apprenticed with and added a bit of 'factory language' to it....soo instead of bloody h*ll, it's f*****g heck....I say that wayyyyy too much!!

~kathryn

 

[Serene Acres]

Fail to plan, plan to fail.

 

[Sun Runner Stables]

LoL Geese, you really think like my dad,

two of his favorites are

" Your cook is goosed"

and

"Time flies like the wind, Fruit flies like bannanas." :bgrin

 

[littlehorse2]

[SIZE=18pt]WHATEVER!!![/SIZE]

Get over yourself your not pefect!!!

Go *hit in your hat.

I also do the I love ya, but I don't like your attitude right now.

Christy

 

[willowoodstables]

It's a long road that never turns

K

 

[KrisP]

Another one I use a LOT on hubby:

"I only have so many brain cells left and that is NOT the kind of knowledge I want to use them for" :new_shocked:

Hubby is VERY into tools, machinery and tooling and tends to get very technical explaining things to me.

krisp

 

[Jenn]

I don't know that they are my favorite sayings, but the things I say most often (keeping in mind I'm 8 months pregnant and extremely cranky at the moment) are:

To my assistant: "You're an idiot."

To my husband: "I hate you."

To my receptionist: "No! I don't wanna!" (re: picking up the phone when it's for me)

In general: "And I care ... why?"

I am SO ready to have this baby!

 

[luvmycritters]

[SIZE=10pt]And your point is? - I say this one to my husband all the time!

: [/SIZE]

Do unto others...

Lori

 

[Marty]

I've got a million of them:

For some reason the boys seem to have to tell me everytime they go to the bathroom and announce it!

They'll say "mom, I"ve got to go sooooo bad"

then I'll say

"I'll alert the media"

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Here's some others:

Don't let the door hit you in the axx on your way out

Get over yourself

It's hard being me

Sit back and watch

 

[REO]

Dogs have many friends because they wag their tails, instead of their tongues.