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SunQuest

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Here is a game that I found on another non-horsey sight. I thought it was fun, so decided to share with you all.

If you haven't played it before, the objective is:

Someone makes a wish, another member grants the wish but with a twisted stipulation. Then that member makes their wish. And it does not have to be horse related.

Example:

Member A: I wish I had a brand new set of tires

for my bike.

Member B: Granted, but they lose air everytime

you go over 30mph! I wish...

Ok, so here is my wish:

I wish I could win the Power Ball Lottery.
 
Granted, but the state government takes all but $20 of it! :DOH!

I wish I had a covered arena.
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Leia
 
Granted, but be carefull with the little Breyer box it came in.

I wish that there were more hours in a day.
 
Granted but you can only use an aquarium filter system in it.

I wish we could have our fresh days in the summer again instead of the horrendous heat and humidity.
 
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Granted, but the makers of the WNV vaccine ran out, so you have to face all of summer and the mosquitos without it.

I wish that Christmas was here already.
 
Granted...but you only have one hour to shop!
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I wish I had a miniature Longhorn cow.
 
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Granted, but that big cow is going to look funny with the those miniature horns
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I wish I had an RV.
 
I wish I had an RV.
Granted, but it is in Michigan and you didn't winterize it, the pipes burst and now it's ruined, totally unusable!

I wish for a 48ft trawler (boat).
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I wish for a 48ft trawler (boat).
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Granted, but the trawler is as leaky as a sieve.

Granted, but that big cow is going to look funny with the those miniature horns
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I wish I had a towel to wipe the water from my monitor after reading about the miniature horns on the cow.
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(Edited because Sonya beat me to posting)
 
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Granted but it's only as big as a postage stamp.

I wish I could go through summers without any bugs to bug me or the horses.
 
Granted but it's only as big as a postage stamp.
I wish I could go through summers without any bugs to bug me or the horses.
GRANTED.......But now you have to deal with all the bug eating critters -- ie, SNAKES, PREYING MANTIS, ETC!

I wish for a winter just cold enough to kill off mosquitoes, but NOT to freeze our pipes! (Fun Game, BTW.)
 
Granted but your barn water spout bursts from the water preasure during the night and you have a flood in the barn.

I wish to go to AMHR Nationals in 2009.
 
Granted but your barn water spout bursts from the water preasure during the night and you have a flood in the barn.
I wish to go to AMHR Nationals in 2009.
Granted, but you'll be working as the ring steward.

I wish that my 7 month old son would slow down his growing a bit.
 
I wish that my 7 month old son would slow down his growing a bit.
Granted, but now he's putting less energy into growing and more into pooping.

I wish the new kitten would stop attacking my face while I'm sleeping.
 
Granted, but now the kitten attacks everything else and knocks things down while your TRYING to sleep.

I wish I had a bigger barn.
 
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I wish I had a bigger barn.
Granted, but now you spend all your time shoveling horse manure.

I wish I brought an umbrella into work as it is raining now.

Granted.........But now it's snowing and you don't have an ice scraper or snow shovel in your car!

Oops......almost forgot a wish........hmmm.... Wish my house wasn't so dusty all the time.
 
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Granted, but now your critters have turned their noses up at that kind of hay and won't eat it.

I wish I had a new horse trailer.
 

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