New Years Resolutions for horses

[Capall Beag IRL]

Hi

I got this as an email and thought that it was to good not to share

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HORSEY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

I CAN walk and poop at the same time.

I will NOT leave when my rider falls off.

My stall is NOT my litter box. When I have free access to my

paddock, I will NOT go back inside to pee or poop.

I will NOT leap over large nonexistent obstacles when the whim

strikes.

I will NOT walk faster on the way home than I did on the way out.

I promise NOT to swish my tail while my human is cleaning my feet.

I promise also NOT to choose that particular time to answer nature's

call or pass gas.

I will NOT bite my farriers butt just because it is there.

I will NOT blow my nose on my human.

I will NOT lay totally flat out in my stall with my eyes glazed over

and my legs straight out and pretend I can't hear my human

frantically screaming "Are you asleep?"

I will NOT chase the ponies into the electric wire to see if it is ON.

I will promise NEVER to dump the wheelbarrow of manure over while my

human is cleaning my stall.

I will NOT have an attitude problem. I won't. I won't. I won't

I WILL forgive my human for the very bad haircut, even though I look

like a freak.

I WILL recall that deer are NOT carnivorous.

I will NOT bite the butt of the horse in front of me on a trail ride

just to say "Hi".

:aktion033:

 

[whimsical]

Mine are off to a bad start on these.

Hopefully next year we can work on getting just a few of these accomplished.

This is cute.

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[shane]

:aktion033: excellent!!!! :lol:

 

[Relic]

l will NOT lay down totally flat out in my stall with my eyes glazed over and my legs straight out and pretend l can't hear my human frantically screaming "Are you asleep?"

l'll have to print that out and hang it on the fence for them crazy preg mares who pull that one on those cold days just to get you to get bundled up and come running then get within 2 feet and lift there heads....

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