Wisteria
Well-Known Member
First of all, we are all certifiable. :new_shocked:
Now that THAT'S out of the way, let's discuss MARE STARE.
First of all, I take NO responsibility for what I'm about to write. Why? Because it's 2am, that's why!
Let's talk about the "lounger" - better known as the MARE STARE CHAIR.
Does anybody here have a BED? I have one only on the weekends when my hubby is in town and my daughter takes over MARE STARE.
The rest of the time, I'm in my CHAIR.
What supplies do I need on my end table?
A calculator - to refigure how long this BLASTED mare has been pregnant
Binoculars - don't laugh - but even though the monitor is only 10' away, I'm blind and I like to make sure that back hind leg twitch is just that - a twitch
Bottled Water - to splash on my face at 2am - like NOW - and for hot flashes
Candy - for the midnight snack. My favorites - black licorice (great for the white teeth) and any kind of chocolate
18 TV Controls - well, maybe not 18
Hand lotion - to rub on my lips when my open mouth gets dry from the cold winter air
Reading glasses - so I can read what I'm writing here
Active On - I HATE YOUR COMMERCIALS, but for all the aches and pains from sleeping in the CHAIR
A knife - believe me - there's all kinds of reasons to have a knife - I can't think of one single one right now
A candle - to have something to stare at when I'm not staring at the monitor - besides, it smells good
Oust - for when my 12 year old son passes gas (he's sleeping on the couch even though he has a bedroom)
A mask - to cover my eyes so I can't see the glare from the monitor in between naps
The beeper - oh how I HATE YOU!!!!!
Is it worth it? Only when we get one of THESE:
Let's hear about your MARE STARE CHAIR!!!
Monette :saludando:
Now that THAT'S out of the way, let's discuss MARE STARE.
First of all, I take NO responsibility for what I'm about to write. Why? Because it's 2am, that's why!
Let's talk about the "lounger" - better known as the MARE STARE CHAIR.
Does anybody here have a BED? I have one only on the weekends when my hubby is in town and my daughter takes over MARE STARE.
The rest of the time, I'm in my CHAIR.
What supplies do I need on my end table?
A calculator - to refigure how long this BLASTED mare has been pregnant
Binoculars - don't laugh - but even though the monitor is only 10' away, I'm blind and I like to make sure that back hind leg twitch is just that - a twitch
Bottled Water - to splash on my face at 2am - like NOW - and for hot flashes
Candy - for the midnight snack. My favorites - black licorice (great for the white teeth) and any kind of chocolate
18 TV Controls - well, maybe not 18
Hand lotion - to rub on my lips when my open mouth gets dry from the cold winter air
Reading glasses - so I can read what I'm writing here
Active On - I HATE YOUR COMMERCIALS, but for all the aches and pains from sleeping in the CHAIR
A knife - believe me - there's all kinds of reasons to have a knife - I can't think of one single one right now
A candle - to have something to stare at when I'm not staring at the monitor - besides, it smells good
Oust - for when my 12 year old son passes gas (he's sleeping on the couch even though he has a bedroom)
A mask - to cover my eyes so I can't see the glare from the monitor in between naps
The beeper - oh how I HATE YOU!!!!!
Is it worth it? Only when we get one of THESE:
Let's hear about your MARE STARE CHAIR!!!
Monette :saludando: