Leeana
Well-Known Member
Okay this isnt really a hillbilly joke, more of a country joke. I head it today from my ag teacher when i was bailing hay.
A farmer was looking for a Rooser
To replace his old one that was 'over the hill'
He goes over to his buddy and ask's
"Do you have a Rooser that i could have, mine is about to die".
He says yes, and gives him a HUGE BEAUTIFUL Rooster.
He comes home and goes back to the chicken coop,
He throw the old Rooser out and tossed the new one in.
The old Rooster stood outside the coop waiting for the farmer to leave,when he did
They began to talk.
"So your the new Rooster HUH?"
"Yep, c'ya old man".
"Meet me at the Barn door tonight after dark".
That night the New rooser showed up, the old rooster stood waiting.
"If you can beat me 3 times around this barn, i will leave and let you take over the hens"
"Your on". He said, he was twice the size of this older rooser and half the age.
They took off, full speed.
The young rooster was 1 lap ahead of the old rooster and coming up behind him agian ..he felt like he was chasing the old chicken.
Suddenly ..........*POW*
The Young rooster fell over dead, shot.
"Dangit". Cursed the Farmer "thats the 3'd gay chicken ive got this week">
Sorry, to funny to not pass along
A farmer was looking for a Rooser
To replace his old one that was 'over the hill'
He goes over to his buddy and ask's
"Do you have a Rooser that i could have, mine is about to die".
He says yes, and gives him a HUGE BEAUTIFUL Rooster.
He comes home and goes back to the chicken coop,
He throw the old Rooser out and tossed the new one in.
The old Rooster stood outside the coop waiting for the farmer to leave,when he did
They began to talk.
"So your the new Rooster HUH?"
"Yep, c'ya old man".
"Meet me at the Barn door tonight after dark".
That night the New rooser showed up, the old rooster stood waiting.
"If you can beat me 3 times around this barn, i will leave and let you take over the hens"
"Your on". He said, he was twice the size of this older rooser and half the age.
They took off, full speed.
The young rooster was 1 lap ahead of the old rooster and coming up behind him agian ..he felt like he was chasing the old chicken.
Suddenly ..........*POW*
The Young rooster fell over dead, shot.
"Dangit". Cursed the Farmer "thats the 3'd gay chicken ive got this week">
Sorry, to funny to not pass along
