I'd be rejected due to my medical records.
Also, I'm related to a now deceased campus radical...she never bombed anything, but she was arrested during a sit-in in the administration building at the University of Oregon. Of course, she was bailed out by a future leader of the Oregon Senate (Grattan Kerrans). The RRR would have a field day with that!
And, oh yes, I'm a pantheist.
I'm also a lefty survivalist.
So I guess I'd better not plan on it...