Whats your FAVORITE saying?

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Here's some of my very favs...

So many men, so few who can afford me. ( My mom constantly tells me how expensive I am so this has been a signature of mine)

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

The above I tend to say most to my brother

Make my day

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people My parents get this one a lot when they start teasing about where they could be now if they didn't have kids

Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it.

My life is a blonde moment.

I use tons of sayings, there's probably more that I forgot
I love this thread.

Mine is...

Sometimes I do....somtimes I don't.
Mine are

"beware the expert, an ex is a hasbeen and a spurt is a drip under pressure"

and when someone is doing management speak at me...." I had one of those once, but the wheel came off"

"Never apologise, never explain"

"b*ll*cked if I know.......what was the question?"
Everyone likes a little ax no one likes a smart ax. Particularly to 18 year old grandson who gets smart mouthed.

Opinions are like Ax holes everybody has one.

and the one in my signature : Love many trust few and always paddle your own canoe.
My very very favorite saying is by Winston Churchill....

"There is something about the outside of a horse that's good for the inside of a man"

I have that on posted right in front of me all the time.

Now my two favorite funny ones are....

"I can only please one person a day and today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either!"


"Put on your big girl panties and get over it!"
I don't have any favorite sayings but my husband loves to say...

"If it was up your axx you'd know."

I just don't get that one.

Actually I do have a favorite saying, I say this to the hubby, alot... "IDIOT!"
"Whatchu talkin' 'bout willis"

"that really tickles my bells"

"dont you start riding my goat, sunshine" (usually said when my Father is being critical about the way ive worked a horse, harnessed a horse or something - and im in a peevish mood)


"does your train of thought happen to have a caboose?"

Your point is?

I use the only please one person a day also.

If you had a bad child hood, get over it.

If you need help, get it.

But get off my back!!

So many snow birds so little freezer space. (during snow bird months.)

I know there are others.

Don't ask the question if you think the answer will be something you don't want to hear.
OMG these are great!!!

Mine that I use EVERYDAY at work...


"your in my subble! get out of my subble!" subble meaning personal bubble

" shutup, sit down, or shut up and leave"

"What the Puck!!!" "Yes mater Oberon" "NOT YOU!!!" (that was from my version of "a midsummer nights dream, i performed last night i also wrote it :bgrin we called it "pucks midsummer nightmare")
"That mule won't plow"


"Don't toot your own horn"


"What chu talkin 'bout Willis"

"Beam me up Scotty"

"Aw H e l l"

"H e l l No"

"It wasn't me"
If idiots were airplanes this would be an airport

Good cowgirls keep their calves together

Somewhere in side is a skinny girl screaming to get out but I can usually shut her up with cookies
When it comes to buying something, or doing something my favorite is ...

"It's easier to get forgiveness than permission"... and that's true ! :bgrin

"If you aint part of the solution you're part of the problem"

"I'd rather live my whole life believing there's a God in heaven and be wrong than not to believe and die and find our there really is."

"Wise men still seek Him."

In prayer it is better to have a heart without words than words

without a heart

And the one that is in my signature has become my all-time favorite.

I also absolutely LOVE the saying in Laura's signature about loving before they were born, and would die for them before they were even a minute old... that is now written in all of my kids baby books.
"If I want any $hit from you, I'll pull off your head and dip it out".

"If it was up your butt eating a ham sandwich you'd know it".

"I defended you today, someone said you eat $hit sandwiches! I told them, you don't like bread".
" I could be wrong, Its happened before" when I say something I'm almost positive about...just to cover my butt (and prevent me from looking like a know it all, which I somehow frequently do
: ) :bgrin

and my fav saying I've heard in a looong time (and its soo otrue, at least in my experience):

"Farriers are like cats, they don't come when called and they hate the rain!" :lol:
Do what you've always done, get what you've always gotten

Its always darkest when your heads up your butt

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