justaboutgeese
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young boy goes with his father to a horse buying place. the father
looks at some horses and runs his hands up and down the legs
and over the bodies.
the son asks, "dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make
sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy
Mom."
looks at some horses and runs his hands up and down the legs
and over the bodies.
the son asks, "dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make
sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy
Mom."