My new name is Doombah Dippenchunks

[Robin1]

Please don't be a bore and ruin it.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you , so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces;everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

>>a = snickle

>>b = doombah

>>c = goober

>>d = cheesey

>>e = crusty

>>f = greasy

>>g = dumbo

>>h = farcus

>>i = dorky

>>j = doofus

>>k = funky

>>l = boobie

>>m = sleezy

>>n = snowball

>>o = fluffy

>>p = stinky

>>q = slimy

>>r = dorfus

>>s = snooty

>>t = tootsie

>>u = dipsy

>>v = sneezy

>>w = liver

>>x = skippy

>>y = dinky

>>z = zippy

2 Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

>>a = dippin

>>b = feather

>>c = batty

>>d = burger

>>e = chicken

>>f = barffy

>>g = lizard

>>h = waffle

>>i = farkle

>>j = monkey

>>k = flippin

>>l = fricken

>>m = bubble

>>n = rhino

>>o = potty

>>p = hamster

>>q = buckle

>>r = gizzard

>>s = lickin

>>t = snickle

>>u = chuckle

>>v = pickle

>>w = hubble

>>x = dingle

>>y = gorilla

>>z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

>>

>>a = butt

>>b = boob

>>c = face

>>d = nose

>>e = hump

>>f = breath

>>g = pants

>>h = shorts

>>i = lips

>>j = honker

>>k = head

>>l = tush

>>m = chunks

>>n = dunkin

>>o = brains

>>p = biscuits

>>q = toes

>>r = doodle

>>s = fanny

>>t = sniffer

>>u = sprinkles

>>v = frack

>>w = squirt

>>x = humperdinck

>>y = hiney

>>z = juice

 

[Sterling]

Hi! :saludando: I'm Crusty Farkle Hump !!! :risa8:

 

[wade3504]

Hi, I'm new to the back porch. My name is Snickle Dippin Nose.

S.D.P.

 

[MiniforFaith]

:saludando: Everyone, my name is Cheesey Waffle Lips.. :risa_suelos: :new_rofl:

:

another good chuckle I needed..

:

Jodie

 

[crponies]

Hi! I'm Dinky Pottydoodle! :new_shocked:

 

[Latika]

My name is Dinky DippinHiney :aktion033:

 

[miniapp]

uhhh.. Zippy Pottybrains here....

: :new_shocked: :new_rofl:

Suzy Hooper

Show Horses by Suzy

Fresno, CA

 

[SWA]

Howdy folks, :saludando: Snowball Chickentush, here.

:

:new_rofl: :new_rofl: :aktion033:

Thanks so much for the chuckles!

:

You have no idea just how much I REALLY NEEDED THAT!

:

 

[Lauralee]

Dipsy Dippin Doodle!!!!!

 

[sfmini]

Cheesy Pottyface here :new_shocked:

 

[minimama]

Snickel Fricken Lips

I wouls so get beat up for that in school! I could just see it now! :new_rofl:

 

[LindaL]

Snowball Farkledunkin

: :risa_suelos:

 

[RJRMINIS]

:flirt: :risa8: [SIZE=14pt]Hello I am Goober Potty Shorts!![/SIZE] :risa8: :new_rofl:

 

[Bassett]

Good morning. This is Snowball Dippinfanny checking in. :bgrin Thank you so much. My granddaughter and I will have so much fun with this. I had a different one that I lost when my puter went down. I could not remember the website. Again, thanks.

 

[shoeboxstables]

Dorky Chuckledoodle! :bgrin

 

[sedeh]

Snowball Dippindoodle at your service! :bgrin

 

[Ashley]

Yikes! I dont like my real name but I think I will stick to that over my new name! Farcus Farkle-Sniffer

 

[SunQuest]

How lucky can I be?

Boobie Pottysprinkles

I think I will keep my real name!

 

[Davie]

Oh, how funny :lol: :lol: :bgrin . I almost bit my tongue as I was eating potato sticks while reading this topic. May I introduce myself Sneezy Farkletush at your service.

 

[Relic]

Liver Dippin Boob... :bgrin