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---How Many Horses Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
>
> * Thoroughbred: Who ME?? Do WHAT? I'm scared of light bulbs! I'm outta
> here!
>
> * Arabian: I changed it an hour ago. C'mon you guys - catch up!
>
> * Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you
> want.
>
> * Standardbred: Oh for Pete's Sake, give me the darn bulb and let's be
> done with it.
>
> * Shetland: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about
> it anymore.
>
> * Friesian: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this
> forelock.
>
> * Belgian: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.
>
> * Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't
> anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only because my
> hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT changing
> lightbulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.
>
> * Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna do it! I
> know how, really I do! Just watch! I'll rewire the barn after, too.
>
> * Appaloosa: Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the
> lightbulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that darn Morgan
> stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him. (and besides that
> most are moon-blinders-no wonder they like the dark)
>
> * Haflinger: That thing I ate was a lightbulb?
>
> * Mustang: Lightbulb? Let's go on a trail ride, instead. And camp. Out in
> the open like REAL horses where I can kill the guy who rescued me and no
> one will find the body..
>
> * Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs. I will change the lightbulb. Not only that,
> but I will do it while standing on my hind legs and balancing it on my
> nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead changes in a row and a
> capriole. Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didn't think so.
>
> * Miniature: I bet you think I can't do it just cause I'm small. You know
> what that is? It's sizeism! (god Luv em they are great little guys)
>
> * Akhal Teke: I will only change it if it's my owner's lightbulb and no
> one else has ever touched it.
>
> * Andalusian: I will delegate the changing of the lightbulb to my personal
> groom after he finishes shampooing my mane and cleaning my saddle, but
> only on the condition that it is changed for a soft blue or green bulb,
> which reflects better off my coat while I exhibit my astonishing gaits.
>
> * Cleveland Bay: I'm busy. Make the whipper-in and the hounds do it.
>
> * Saddlebred: My ears are up already, please, please get the lightbulb
> away from me! I'm ready to show, really, I promise I'll win!
>
> * Paint: Put all the lightbulbs in a pen, tell me which one you want, and
> my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it before the quarter horse.
>
> * POA: I'm not changing it. I'm the one who kicked the old one and broke
> it in the first place, remember? Now, excuse me, I have a grain room to
> break into.
> *Welsh: I can change it, let me have the darn thing. Please be patient
> while I change out of this harness, put the saddle on the stand and help
> the kids put up the grooming kit.
>
> * Grade Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you don't mind, but I went ahead and
> changed it while you were all arguing.
>
> "There is no secret so close as that between a rider and their horse"
> Karla J. Kegley
>
> * Thoroughbred: Who ME?? Do WHAT? I'm scared of light bulbs! I'm outta
> here!
>
> * Arabian: I changed it an hour ago. C'mon you guys - catch up!
>
> * Quarter Horse: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you
> want.
>
> * Standardbred: Oh for Pete's Sake, give me the darn bulb and let's be
> done with it.
>
> * Shetland: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about
> it anymore.
>
> * Friesian: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this
> forelock.
>
> * Belgian: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.
>
> * Warmblood: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't
> anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only because my
> hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT changing
> lightbulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.
>
> * Morgan: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna do it! I
> know how, really I do! Just watch! I'll rewire the barn after, too.
>
> * Appaloosa: Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the
> lightbulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that darn Morgan
> stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him. (and besides that
> most are moon-blinders-no wonder they like the dark)
>
> * Haflinger: That thing I ate was a lightbulb?
>
> * Mustang: Lightbulb? Let's go on a trail ride, instead. And camp. Out in
> the open like REAL horses where I can kill the guy who rescued me and no
> one will find the body..
>
> * Lipizzaner: Hah, amateurs. I will change the lightbulb. Not only that,
> but I will do it while standing on my hind legs and balancing it on my
> nose, after which I will perform seven flying lead changes in a row and a
> capriole. Can you do that? Huh? Huh? Didn't think so.
>
> * Miniature: I bet you think I can't do it just cause I'm small. You know
> what that is? It's sizeism! (god Luv em they are great little guys)
>
> * Akhal Teke: I will only change it if it's my owner's lightbulb and no
> one else has ever touched it.
>
> * Andalusian: I will delegate the changing of the lightbulb to my personal
> groom after he finishes shampooing my mane and cleaning my saddle, but
> only on the condition that it is changed for a soft blue or green bulb,
> which reflects better off my coat while I exhibit my astonishing gaits.
>
> * Cleveland Bay: I'm busy. Make the whipper-in and the hounds do it.
>
> * Saddlebred: My ears are up already, please, please get the lightbulb
> away from me! I'm ready to show, really, I promise I'll win!
>
> * Paint: Put all the lightbulbs in a pen, tell me which one you want, and
> my owner will bet you twenty bucks I can get it before the quarter horse.
>
> * POA: I'm not changing it. I'm the one who kicked the old one and broke
> it in the first place, remember? Now, excuse me, I have a grain room to
> break into.
> *Welsh: I can change it, let me have the darn thing. Please be patient
> while I change out of this harness, put the saddle on the stand and help
> the kids put up the grooming kit.
>
> * Grade Horse: Guys? Um, guys? I hope you don't mind, but I went ahead and
> changed it while you were all arguing.
>
> "There is no secret so close as that between a rider and their horse"
> Karla J. Kegley
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