Christmas Countdown!! Thurs. December 14

[justanothercowgirl]

As of this moment....

Christmas 2006 is coming in just

10 days, 8 hours,

32 Minutes and 9 Seconds

Frosty the Snowman

Was a jolly happy soul

With a corncob pipe and a button nose

And two eyes made out of coal

Frosty the Snowman

Is a fairytale they say

He was made of snow

But the children know

How he came to life one day

There must have been some magic

In that old silk hat they found

For when they placed it on his head

He began to dance around

Frosty the Snowman

Was alive as he could be

And the children say

He could laugh and play

Just the same as you and me

Frosty the Snowman

Knew the sun was hot that day

So he said let's run

And we'll have some fun

Now before I melt away

Down to the village

With a broomstick in his hand

Running here and there

All around the square

Saying catch me if you can

He led them down the streets of town

Right to the traffic cop

And he only paused a moment when

He heard him holler stop

Frosty the Snowman

Had to hurry on his way

But he waved goodbye

Saying don't you cry

I'll be back again some day

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Look at Frosty go

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Over the hills of snow

 

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[SIZE=14pt]Grandpa got run over by a beer truck[/SIZE]

Grandpa got run over by a beer truck

Coming out of Woody's Christmas Day

Grandma got a job out at the brewery

I never knew that she could drive that way!

Grandpa was out drinking with the floozies

Spending all of Grandma's hard earned dough

He didn't have enough to pay the bar tab

So Woody tossed him out the door into the snow

Grandpa stood there frozen in the headlights

He looked just as helpless as a deer

I don't think he was afraid of dying

I think he was just afraid he'd spill his beer!

Grandpa got run over by a beer truck

Coming out of Woody's Christmas Day

Grandma got a job out at the brewery

I never knew that she could drive that way!

Who'd have thought he'd end up as a road kill

She flattened him right on the center line

He could have made it to the curb if he were quicker

But she backed it up and squashed him one more time!

Grandma cried and cried at Grandpa's funeral

Not because we peeled him off the road

All the loot she got from his insurance

Went to pay the bar tab that he owed!

Grandpa got run over by a beer truck

Coming out of Woody's Christmas Day

Grandma got a job out at the brewery

I never knew that she could drive that way!

 

[ChrystalPaths]

Finally got the tree up and decorated! :aktion033: First time using blue twinkle lites and it's an awful fat tree. Didn't look that big at the lot BUT it's done and it's pretty so....bring on Christmas!