dixie_belle
Well-Known Member
* Why is it that the very same medication that makes the hair on my head fall out, causes the hair on my upper lip to grow?
* Why is it that when you make your dry lot on a hill and it rains, you can walk down to the gate in one giant step but it takes you 321 steps to get back up the same hill?
* Why is it that when I'm working and don't want the horses near, they are literally crawling on my back. And when I want them, they become the gingerbread man (you know: run, run, fast as you can, can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man)
* Why is it that we own 17 acres in a large lot neighborhood and that wild fox must poop on my front porch and not out in a field somewhere?
* Why is it that I find a few little mouse poops in my barn, set traps and catch 23 of those little beggers?
* Why is it that my phone never rings unless I go to the bathroom?
* Why is it that my horses will come in off the grass in the pasture to poop in the dry lot where I've got to clean it up?
* Why is it that my dirty clothes can reproduce in the hamper?
* Why is it that my grass dies in the yard but the weeds grow...well.....sorta like weeds?
* Why is it that none of my dogs are smart enough to learn that skunks smell bad?
* Why does my fancy, very expensive bread machine make crackers instead of bread?
* Why does my dog shed copious amount of hair in the winter? Doesn't she need that?
That's all I can think of now, feel free to add some of your own.
* Why is it that when you make your dry lot on a hill and it rains, you can walk down to the gate in one giant step but it takes you 321 steps to get back up the same hill?
* Why is it that when I'm working and don't want the horses near, they are literally crawling on my back. And when I want them, they become the gingerbread man (you know: run, run, fast as you can, can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man)
* Why is it that we own 17 acres in a large lot neighborhood and that wild fox must poop on my front porch and not out in a field somewhere?
* Why is it that I find a few little mouse poops in my barn, set traps and catch 23 of those little beggers?
* Why is it that my phone never rings unless I go to the bathroom?
* Why is it that my horses will come in off the grass in the pasture to poop in the dry lot where I've got to clean it up?
* Why is it that my dirty clothes can reproduce in the hamper?
* Why is it that my grass dies in the yard but the weeds grow...well.....sorta like weeds?
* Why is it that none of my dogs are smart enough to learn that skunks smell bad?
* Why does my fancy, very expensive bread machine make crackers instead of bread?
* Why does my dog shed copious amount of hair in the winter? Doesn't she need that?
That's all I can think of now, feel free to add some of your own.