shoeboxstables
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Today was a sad day at shoebox stables. We found the body of a dear friend in the pasture. For educational purposes, I have included photos of the scene. Please, do not scroll down if you are feint of heart.
Today, I discovered, the BIG RED BALL....
had been MURDERED!
The scene was much like that of Grandma's, in the fabled christmas song 'Grandma got run over by a reindeer'.
Upon casing the crime area, we found some evidence:
Hoof prints, surrounding the ball. We have concluded that the ball was BRUTALIZED and PAWED to death.
Hay, which we have swabbed for a DNA sample. Results should be in soon.
We recovered a partial hoof print from the ball, the suspect would wear about a size 0 shoe, and we have about 2 points of identification for the suspect. They did not match any prints on file.
After being taken to the morgue, we asked Vic, a friend of the ball, to identify the body.
It was an emotional scene, as Victorio Hawk identified the body to be THE BIG RED BALL.
We are currently invesitgating the case, and have a number of suspects.
SUSPECT 1: V. HAWK
Aliases: 'Vic', 'Victorio', 'Mr. Hawk'
-Last living creature to interact with the desceased.
-Seen last only 20 feet from where the body was recovered
-Has had a rough relationship with THE BIG RED BALL
THE FOLLOWING PHOTOGRAPHS HAVE BEEN TAKEN FROM FILES CONTAINING COMPLAINTS ABOUT MR. HAWK'S ROUGH, AND ABUSIVE TREATMENT TOWARDS BALLS.
Seen here only last sunday, BEATING the late BIG RED BALL
Curiously enough, that BLUE BALL has been MIA for almost a year now, after associating with V. HAWK
SUSPECT 2: W. DIAMONDS
Aliases: 'Diva' 'Doll' 'The Lady Di'
-Has known fear, and HATRED towards balls
-Has a RESTRAINING ORDER out AGAINST the late ball
-Has a history of VIOLENCE towards balls
-Harbors a well-known crush on V. HAWK, who has been spending a lot of time with the Late BIG RED BALL
........... A crime of jelousy?? of passion????
THE FOLLOWING PHOTOGRAPHS HAVE BEEN TAKEN FROM FILES CONTAINING INFORMATION ABOUT MISS DIAMONDS' RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THE LATE BIG RED BALL.
THE PUBLIC IS CAUTIONED, MISS DIAMONDS MAY BE DISGUISED AS A BAY HORSE- OR PINTO. THIS IS A COMMON ACT. DO NOT BE FOOLED.
SUSPECT 3: J. ROGER
Aliases: 'Baby Dodge'
-Ex-compainion of the late ball
-Love/Hate relationship with balls
-Envious of V. HAWKS relationship with the ball??
-Has been EMBARRESSED by the late ball
...... REVENGE?????
THE PUBLIC IS WARNED OF THE EXTREME NATURE OF THIS CRIME. UNTIL THE PERP IS IN CUSTODY, PLEASE, LOCK UP YOUR TACK ROOMS, CLOSE YOUR DOORS, PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN, AND PLEASE.... HIDE ANDYTHING ROUND AND BOUNCY IN NATURE. WE DO NOT WANT A REPEAT OF THIS CRIME.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION THAT MAY ASSIST THE DECTECTIVES INVESTIGATING THIS CRIME, PLEASE CALL 1-5-I-SAW-IT.
A candle-lit memorial service will be held tonight for families and friends of The Big Red Ball.
Today, I discovered, the BIG RED BALL....
had been MURDERED!
The scene was much like that of Grandma's, in the fabled christmas song 'Grandma got run over by a reindeer'.
Upon casing the crime area, we found some evidence:
Hoof prints, surrounding the ball. We have concluded that the ball was BRUTALIZED and PAWED to death.
Hay, which we have swabbed for a DNA sample. Results should be in soon.
We recovered a partial hoof print from the ball, the suspect would wear about a size 0 shoe, and we have about 2 points of identification for the suspect. They did not match any prints on file.
After being taken to the morgue, we asked Vic, a friend of the ball, to identify the body.
It was an emotional scene, as Victorio Hawk identified the body to be THE BIG RED BALL.
We are currently invesitgating the case, and have a number of suspects.
SUSPECT 1: V. HAWK
Aliases: 'Vic', 'Victorio', 'Mr. Hawk'
-Last living creature to interact with the desceased.
-Seen last only 20 feet from where the body was recovered
-Has had a rough relationship with THE BIG RED BALL
THE FOLLOWING PHOTOGRAPHS HAVE BEEN TAKEN FROM FILES CONTAINING COMPLAINTS ABOUT MR. HAWK'S ROUGH, AND ABUSIVE TREATMENT TOWARDS BALLS.
Seen here only last sunday, BEATING the late BIG RED BALL
Curiously enough, that BLUE BALL has been MIA for almost a year now, after associating with V. HAWK
SUSPECT 2: W. DIAMONDS
Aliases: 'Diva' 'Doll' 'The Lady Di'
-Has known fear, and HATRED towards balls
-Has a RESTRAINING ORDER out AGAINST the late ball
-Has a history of VIOLENCE towards balls
-Harbors a well-known crush on V. HAWK, who has been spending a lot of time with the Late BIG RED BALL
........... A crime of jelousy?? of passion????
THE FOLLOWING PHOTOGRAPHS HAVE BEEN TAKEN FROM FILES CONTAINING INFORMATION ABOUT MISS DIAMONDS' RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THE LATE BIG RED BALL.
THE PUBLIC IS CAUTIONED, MISS DIAMONDS MAY BE DISGUISED AS A BAY HORSE- OR PINTO. THIS IS A COMMON ACT. DO NOT BE FOOLED.
SUSPECT 3: J. ROGER
Aliases: 'Baby Dodge'
-Ex-compainion of the late ball
-Love/Hate relationship with balls
-Envious of V. HAWKS relationship with the ball??
-Has been EMBARRESSED by the late ball
...... REVENGE?????
THE PUBLIC IS WARNED OF THE EXTREME NATURE OF THIS CRIME. UNTIL THE PERP IS IN CUSTODY, PLEASE, LOCK UP YOUR TACK ROOMS, CLOSE YOUR DOORS, PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN, AND PLEASE.... HIDE ANDYTHING ROUND AND BOUNCY IN NATURE. WE DO NOT WANT A REPEAT OF THIS CRIME.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION THAT MAY ASSIST THE DECTECTIVES INVESTIGATING THIS CRIME, PLEASE CALL 1-5-I-SAW-IT.
A candle-lit memorial service will be held tonight for families and friends of The Big Red Ball.
OH! sats on them, and they died.
