gatorbait4sure
Well-Known Member
OK, OK, I KNOW you are ALL waiting for Hytide Farm's announcement about our TWO NEW CHAMPIONS from the NMHC Show!
Brewer's Supreme Triple Play, and Willow Creek's Dancers Call Me Classy have won the FIRST EVER, UNDESPUTED, UNANIMOUS WORLD GRAND CHAMPIONSHIPS ( THEY TIED!) in the POOP PIT OBSTACLE CLASS!!!!!!!!!
This was held at the NMHC Show in Dighton, MA at the Bristol County Agricultural School on Saturday evening, shortly after they let themselves out of their stalls and went for it with all sorts of gusto!
It involved racing around the grounds and running right into the school's POOP pit for the cows!!!!!! They got entry via the ramp, so had points taken off for not doing swan dives off the wall, but their form was exquisite, none the less!!! Their costumes were appropriate for the event....pink and purple embroidered Championship Sheets. And they did all this w/o handlers, only observers!
I know many of you are Politely Clapping at this point, and some of you are just plain jealous that you couldn't win this coveted award! (I know I would be!)
For those of you who are whispering that I paid off the judges....please be aware that I did nothing more than buy new sneakers for those lucky two, who waded in to retrieve the TWO NEW CHAMPIONS, then hosed them off ( TWICE, so the other horses IN THEIR STALLS could smell the scent of VICTORY!!!!! )!!!!!!
Brewer's Supreme Triple Play, and Willow Creek's Dancers Call Me Classy have won the FIRST EVER, UNDESPUTED, UNANIMOUS WORLD GRAND CHAMPIONSHIPS ( THEY TIED!) in the POOP PIT OBSTACLE CLASS!!!!!!!!!
This was held at the NMHC Show in Dighton, MA at the Bristol County Agricultural School on Saturday evening, shortly after they let themselves out of their stalls and went for it with all sorts of gusto!
It involved racing around the grounds and running right into the school's POOP pit for the cows!!!!!! They got entry via the ramp, so had points taken off for not doing swan dives off the wall, but their form was exquisite, none the less!!! Their costumes were appropriate for the event....pink and purple embroidered Championship Sheets. And they did all this w/o handlers, only observers!
I know many of you are Politely Clapping at this point, and some of you are just plain jealous that you couldn't win this coveted award! (I know I would be!)
For those of you who are whispering that I paid off the judges....please be aware that I did nothing more than buy new sneakers for those lucky two, who waded in to retrieve the TWO NEW CHAMPIONS, then hosed them off ( TWICE, so the other horses IN THEIR STALLS could smell the scent of VICTORY!!!!! )!!!!!!
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