[SIZE=14pt] Just Pimpin My Ride[/SIZE]
Amy Lacy bought a cart, but needed to restore it.
She wasn’t sure just what to do so we all gave ideas.
So when the class went in the ring, all eyes were set upon her.
As she drove her gorgeous horse and trotted round like thunder.
But then the gasp from someone who was sitting in the bleachers.
Oh my goodness who is that, and what is that thing shes driving?
Oh my oh my just look at that, her seat all lined with fur.
The spinners on her wheels are rare what is she trying to prove?
But then she saw the blue light glow from underneath the basket.
I can’t believe they let her in, just look at what shes wearing.
A leopard skin suit so tight and bright, I can’t believe my eyes.
What kind of whip is that she has, She should be disqualified.
Are those streamers on the back? Good Lord I don’t believe it.
And What about the paintjob she has so sparkly and bright.
That cart just glows and what is that noise that I keep hearing.
She has a stereo that plays her favorite song?
Well who ever heard of such a thing I can’t believe my ears.
The Beatles are her group of choice, That’s music to her ears
She has to know she can’t possibly win with something so bizarre
Just look at all the Judges as they watch her from afar.
Oh I thought that this was driving in dressage. You say not so!
It’s costume class and she just won. I think I should just go.
I must admit she had me fooled. I thought she‘d lost her mind.
Maybe just another look for ideas I can do with mine.
Marie aka Shortpig
