OH stop it I"m right here lol and I'm so hot and tired and cranky I'm just not fit to live with any longer.Shall we just have a "tired of waiting club Sherry"?........ and there is no Holly update cuz Holly has decided to keep the foal in the oven forever. I guess she knew I was going to take Fetus and put Fetus in my bathtub with bubbles and then powder Fetus dry and put many scrunchies on Fetus and put Fetus in my bed with me and Tracey. I understand your waiting very well. Chain reaction would be good. You can go first Sherry!
So in lew of waiting on Fetus I wrote this:
Here I sits
staring at the cam,
night after night,
I'm weary I am I am.
The over-do mare
moves about to and fro,
she's so fat
she's going to blow.
She waddles around,
picking at her hay,
the clock says tonite is over,
and now it's already today
Everytime she passes gas,
I think the foal's coming outta her atlast-
and then I take another look,
it wasn't a foal just another poop!
Her sides are moving,
and her tail's a twitchin,
and from side to side,
her butt she's itchin.
The shadow's in her stall,
are mighty tricky too-
we've had a bucket shadow foal,
and a foal that was really poo.
She pushes her butt,
into the wall with a thrust,
oh this poor mare,
she's gonna bust!
And as I doze off
the buzzer I hear,
is screaming inside
of my little ear.
No rest for the weary
how right they are;
I look like Elenor Rigby
with my face in a jar.
I'm too tired to sleep,
I'm too tired to lay,
I can't believe,
that my foal is not here yet today.
How long can she hold out,
before she explodes?
It's going to be a whopper too,
cause she's carrying one heavy load.
So when's my foal coming out?
I just don't know.
I hope it's sometime soon,
before it decides to snow!
So let's have that foal
be born pretty fast,
so I can curl up with y'all
and sleep in the hay with y'all atlast.
