REO
Well-Known Member
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped
tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well," said the man, "I was having a nice round of golf
with my wife, when on a difficult hole, we both sliced our
balls into a cow pasture off to the right. While we were
looking for our balls, I noticed one of the cows had
something in its rear end.
I walked over and lifted the cow's tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it --
stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that."
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multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped
tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well," said the man, "I was having a nice round of golf
with my wife, when on a difficult hole, we both sliced our
balls into a cow pasture off to the right. While we were
looking for our balls, I noticed one of the cows had
something in its rear end.
I walked over and lifted the cow's tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it --
stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"
"I don't remember much after that."
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