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CountryHaven

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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten

husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be

gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten

times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great

it was going to be."

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was

Supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out

Diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he

didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted

three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art

method.. "

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't

Sure whether it was his job or not"

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure

how to position it."

"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.....

God, I miss him!"

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCREWED!"
 
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