A walmart Joke

[bcody]

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with

her to Wal-Mart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers

to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent

to the Mrs. from Walmart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in

our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our

stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance

equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in

Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts

when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute

intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the

restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,

'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on

layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other

shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding

department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry

and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,

and picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the

clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the

"Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6:! In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look"

using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes

the fetal position and screams "NO ! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least .......

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,

then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Regards,

Wal-Mart

 

[stormo41]

:lol: Nice!

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

I've done that!

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

My dad did that :lol:

we get board when mom wants to go to walmart LOL

 

[Reble]

Loved it, but will not show Hubby he also hates shopping :risa_suelos:

 

[CountryHaven]

ROTF. That's funny. Sounds like the perfect guy to be married to, but never take shopping with you.

 

[AppyLover2]

LOL Thanks for posting that! I had to send it to my friends.

 

[C & C Farms]

:new_rofl: :risa_suelos: :aktion033:

 

[Cathy_H]

Funny - probably putting ideas in peoples heads.................This reminded me of what happened to my friends this summer while the wife was shopping for new clothes for a cruise................................... The husband was patiently waiting while she was trying on clothes about 10:00 in the evening. Since he was near the under garments department he picked up a thong, threw it over the top into the dressing room & said, " here try these on". A lady's voice that obviously was NOT his wifes said " they don't fit!"....... He then slithered away like a snake, red face & embarrassed. :new_shocked: He said he had been watching the dressing room & knew there was no one else around except his wife.