TOO FUNNY

[PaintedPromiseRanch]

[SIZE=12pt]DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS ... [/SIZE]

This one is for everyone who ...

[SIZE=12pt]a) has kids,[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]b) had kids,[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]c) was a kid,[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]d) knows a kid[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]e) is going to have kids[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter [/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]was[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.[/SIZE]



[SIZE=12pt]Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny [/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]fingers[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," [/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]pretending [/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]to[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter [/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]was[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look [/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]on[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] her face.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]I said, "What's wrong, honey?"[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]She replied, "What happened to my booger?"[/SIZE][SIZE=12pt] [/SIZE]

 

[anoki]

:smileypuke: :smileypuke: :smileypuke:

omg, you have no idea how much I just gagged reading that.... lol

~kathryn

 

[nootka]

Gross, but very apt!

Ew!

*lol*

Ewwww!!!

Liz M.

 

[bfogg]

Laughing right out loud kids wanted to know what was so funny so i readit to them. Oh grosss! yuck! I said remember this when you have the urge to have a baby later on!

Bonnie

 

[minisaremighty]

:new_rofl: :new_rofl:

 

[lvponies]

And I was eating lunch when I read this!!!! Ewwwww!!!

 

[EnJay]

Ohhh, that is to funny, in a really gross kinda way

 

[jacks'thunder]

Oh that just made me laugh out loud!!!! Thanks!!!!

:new_rofl: :new_rofl: :new_rofl:

Leya

 

[Bluerocket]

:517: :new_rofl:

 

[Sterling]

Oh Oh Oh Eeeewwwww!!!!!! My stomach just did summersaults!!!

: :new_multi:

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[lilmiraclesfarm]

Haha, I've read this before, its funny and gross

 

[PaintedPromiseRanch]

it's so funny, i sent it out via e-mail as well as posting it here and the responses are all the same... yuck, gross, but i laughed and sent it on...

the scary part it that it is probably a TRUE STORY :new_shocked:

 

[luckymeacres]

Stilling laughing....

:new_rofl: :new_rofl:

Thanks for sharing :aktion033:

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