LittleRibbie
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Conversations In The Barn
Cam: Skillet......hey Skillet....Skillet you a'wake yet?.....Skillet? Are you still sleeping?
Skillet: Cam, what the hay.....didnt it look like I was sleeping?
Cam: But you were standing up....I just thought...
Skillet: I always sleep standing up stupid!
Cam: Oh sorry, why do you sleep standing up?
Skillet: What the heck, Cam...its a holiday...cant I have one morning with out you yacking at me!!
Cam: What does yacking mean? and whats a holiday anyway?
S'Mores: I know what a holiday is
Holly: Oh,this ought to be a good one....cant wait to hear this...ole' wise one!!
S'mores: I heard the old man around here say once that he leaves on holidays because "someone around here has to bring home the bacon" so I think it has something to do with the bacon store.
Cam: Whats bacon?
Skillet: You dont want to know.
S'mores: I'll tell ya what bacon is. You know that cute little animal with the curly tail...its called a pig and when it grows up, like you Cam, a big man comes out and grabs him by the curly tail and chops....
Holly: holy crap S'Mores STOP that right now...zip it will ya!! you'll scar him for life!!
Cam: What does zip it mean and what is a scar for life?
SilverBelle: Dont pay any attention to him Cam....S'mores is one flake shy of a bale...at least thats what the crazy lady says!! how did anyone get any sleep last night with all the booms and bangs next door.
Popcorn: I'd rather have the booms and bangs than the crazy lady making us listen to James Taylor music turned up as loud as the boom box can tolerate. I hate that Sweet Baby James song!
Peanut: I think crazy lady thought that if the music was turned up nice and loud we wouldnt hear the booms and bangs
Cam: Whats a Boom and Bangs
Skillet: Cam will you shut up....what, what, what....is that all you can say?
SilverBelle: Skillet stop being so rude......it sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the shavings today!!
Popcorn: I'm just happy we all got extra hay...and that makes me a happy horse.
Nick: Happy horse!! I'll show you a happy horse...good morning girls....how are all my ladies today...sleep well? miss me?? If you all would allow I'll gladly show all of you what a boom and a bang is really all about!!
Cam: Will someone please tell me about Booms and Bangs!!
Nick: Its what happens when the crazy lady lets me play with the girls. See its like this....
Holly: Nick, stop this talk right now, you know better than to talk like that to a yearling. Besides its not polite to kiss and tell.
Nick: Does that mean I cant tell Cam that you like it when I......
Holly: Nicky, I mean it, NOT ONE MORE WORD!!
Nick: O.K. but stop yelling
Popcorn: Hey is anyone else around here hungry...all this chatter and I'm starvin'
SilverBelle: I think the crazy lady is making us a special holiday breakfast
Cam: A bacon breakfast?
Popcorn: I doubt very much that bacon will be on the menu stupid!
SilverBelle: I wish you guys would stop calling him stupid and just be nice for once!!
Peanut: I wonder which color halter the crazy lady will make us wear today.
Nick: I always have to wear the purple one...cause Im royalty around here!!
Skillet: Yeah, a royal pain in the butt.....and spoiled....your highness!!
Peanut: We used to have different color halters for every holiday but when all you guys moved in now the crazy lady says that she cant buy holiday halters for everyone...it cost too much...its just not fair!!
S'mores: Yeah, remember last Christmas, I had to wear the red white and blue one!!! Talk about feeling like a black sheep!
Cam: Whats a black sheep feel like?
SilverBelle: SSShhhhh....i hear the crazy lady
Cam: I dont hear anything
Skillet; Clean out your ears.....she's in the feed room.
Crazy Lady: Good Morning my little munchkins. how is everyone? Happy 4th of July to you all!!
Cam: hey Skillet, Whats a 4th of July?
Skillet: This is going to be a looonnnggg day..I can tell!!
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY FROM OUR BARN TO YOURS!!!! oh, and Cam says, Happy bacon Day Too!!!
Cam: Skillet......hey Skillet....Skillet you a'wake yet?.....Skillet? Are you still sleeping?
Skillet: Cam, what the hay.....didnt it look like I was sleeping?
Cam: But you were standing up....I just thought...
Skillet: I always sleep standing up stupid!
Cam: Oh sorry, why do you sleep standing up?
Skillet: What the heck, Cam...its a holiday...cant I have one morning with out you yacking at me!!
Cam: What does yacking mean? and whats a holiday anyway?
S'Mores: I know what a holiday is
Holly: Oh,this ought to be a good one....cant wait to hear this...ole' wise one!!
S'mores: I heard the old man around here say once that he leaves on holidays because "someone around here has to bring home the bacon" so I think it has something to do with the bacon store.
Cam: Whats bacon?
Skillet: You dont want to know.
S'mores: I'll tell ya what bacon is. You know that cute little animal with the curly tail...its called a pig and when it grows up, like you Cam, a big man comes out and grabs him by the curly tail and chops....
Holly: holy crap S'Mores STOP that right now...zip it will ya!! you'll scar him for life!!
Cam: What does zip it mean and what is a scar for life?
SilverBelle: Dont pay any attention to him Cam....S'mores is one flake shy of a bale...at least thats what the crazy lady says!! how did anyone get any sleep last night with all the booms and bangs next door.
Popcorn: I'd rather have the booms and bangs than the crazy lady making us listen to James Taylor music turned up as loud as the boom box can tolerate. I hate that Sweet Baby James song!
Peanut: I think crazy lady thought that if the music was turned up nice and loud we wouldnt hear the booms and bangs
Cam: Whats a Boom and Bangs
Skillet: Cam will you shut up....what, what, what....is that all you can say?
SilverBelle: Skillet stop being so rude......it sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the shavings today!!
Popcorn: I'm just happy we all got extra hay...and that makes me a happy horse.
Nick: Happy horse!! I'll show you a happy horse...good morning girls....how are all my ladies today...sleep well? miss me?? If you all would allow I'll gladly show all of you what a boom and a bang is really all about!!
Cam: Will someone please tell me about Booms and Bangs!!
Nick: Its what happens when the crazy lady lets me play with the girls. See its like this....
Holly: Nick, stop this talk right now, you know better than to talk like that to a yearling. Besides its not polite to kiss and tell.
Nick: Does that mean I cant tell Cam that you like it when I......
Holly: Nicky, I mean it, NOT ONE MORE WORD!!
Nick: O.K. but stop yelling
Popcorn: Hey is anyone else around here hungry...all this chatter and I'm starvin'
SilverBelle: I think the crazy lady is making us a special holiday breakfast
Cam: A bacon breakfast?
Popcorn: I doubt very much that bacon will be on the menu stupid!
SilverBelle: I wish you guys would stop calling him stupid and just be nice for once!!
Peanut: I wonder which color halter the crazy lady will make us wear today.
Nick: I always have to wear the purple one...cause Im royalty around here!!
Skillet: Yeah, a royal pain in the butt.....and spoiled....your highness!!
Peanut: We used to have different color halters for every holiday but when all you guys moved in now the crazy lady says that she cant buy holiday halters for everyone...it cost too much...its just not fair!!
S'mores: Yeah, remember last Christmas, I had to wear the red white and blue one!!! Talk about feeling like a black sheep!
Cam: Whats a black sheep feel like?
SilverBelle: SSShhhhh....i hear the crazy lady
Cam: I dont hear anything
Skillet; Clean out your ears.....she's in the feed room.
Crazy Lady: Good Morning my little munchkins. how is everyone? Happy 4th of July to you all!!
Cam: hey Skillet, Whats a 4th of July?
Skillet: This is going to be a looonnnggg day..I can tell!!
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY FROM OUR BARN TO YOURS!!!! oh, and Cam says, Happy bacon Day Too!!!