Kootenay
Well-Known Member
Picture this,
Nice serene pasture scene with two horses in it. Take one horse out-(Buddy the mini). That leaves Honey the appendix quarter horse running around the pasture whinnying at the top of her horsey lungs.
Step one--Saddle Buddy--strap under 20 lbs of wood to his saddle---pack said wood up to house while wrestling an armload yourself.
Step Two-repeat
Step Three: Go back to barn--unsaddle Buddy before going into the barn, as there is still just enough ice stopping the door from opening up enough to let said mini and saddle through the narrow doorway both at one time.
Step Four: Tie up little mini Buddy horse and go pay attention to quarter horse Honey.
Step Five: Break out the party streamers when you realize that weeks of work have paid off enabling you to halter said quarter horse ,and brush every last inch of her while the leadrope is looped over her neck.
Step Six: Take both horses for a walk down a long driveway, walk to mailboxes, and get caught up talking to neighbors about your horses until 8:00 p.m. ---This does teach said horses patience.
Step Seven: Go back to the barn--brush --pick feet--feed a treat, and then release horses back into serene pasture.
Step Eight: Go relax in a nice hot tub.--Wait---you have to own one before you can do that.
Step Nine: Start saving up for a hot tub.
Step Ten: Start saving up for another horse to keep at least one horse company while you work another.
:Kim
Nice serene pasture scene with two horses in it. Take one horse out-(Buddy the mini). That leaves Honey the appendix quarter horse running around the pasture whinnying at the top of her horsey lungs.
Step one--Saddle Buddy--strap under 20 lbs of wood to his saddle---pack said wood up to house while wrestling an armload yourself.
Step Two-repeat
Step Three: Go back to barn--unsaddle Buddy before going into the barn, as there is still just enough ice stopping the door from opening up enough to let said mini and saddle through the narrow doorway both at one time.
Step Four: Tie up little mini Buddy horse and go pay attention to quarter horse Honey.
Step Five: Break out the party streamers when you realize that weeks of work have paid off enabling you to halter said quarter horse ,and brush every last inch of her while the leadrope is looped over her neck.
Step Six: Take both horses for a walk down a long driveway, walk to mailboxes, and get caught up talking to neighbors about your horses until 8:00 p.m. ---This does teach said horses patience.
Step Seven: Go back to the barn--brush --pick feet--feed a treat, and then release horses back into serene pasture.
Step Eight: Go relax in a nice hot tub.--Wait---you have to own one before you can do that.
Step Nine: Start saving up for a hot tub.
Step Ten: Start saving up for another horse to keep at least one horse company while you work another.
:Kim