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Top 10 Thoughts to Ponder for 2005

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich - quick!

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for

weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one

tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it

normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

(Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!!)
 

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This has always been one of my favs!

Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

 

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minimule said:
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it

normal.

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They are all so true
, but this one really made me laugh out loud. I just got a job at a pharmacy as a pharmacy tech and I had no idea how many people were actually dependent on Prozac and the a like..... Especially when their insurance company won't pass an RX refill after they picked up their month supply a week ago.
 

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