Now all the barnyard girls blush red
they have to eat the things they said.
They laughed and hooted at Nick's attempts
to mount the post, the lamp, the fence.
They teased, and squatted, and then they joked
but Holly knows just who Nick poked. [SIZE=8pt](Sorry, that was crude, but you try to find something that rhyms with joked.)[/SIZE]
Now all the girls treat Holly with care
and Holly handles it all with flair.
Nick, he just struts about.
No longer feeling the need to shout.
He knows the truth, no matter what others think...
...He's a real man, and real men wear pink!