For those of you that know about the mysterious "White Thing" that has become a legend up here......I found this in my mailbox. It's what the new neighbor's across the road wrote to me:
Is there supposed to be a lot of bears here? Will they hurt us? We have something very big here that scared us. New fence line is down and my shed door is broken off. Do you know if the circus that left lost a large animal?
This is what I just wrote back and stuck on her door:
We have a few bear. But that is not what you have. You have seen "IT"
"IT" has seemed to have originated in your woods. "IT" has not harmed anyone to date. But "IT" gave LB the heart attack that killed him. LB was the man that owned the house you bought. "IT" liked LB's garden. "IT" is why Mrs. J behind me left to live with her daughter last summer.
"IT" has not beamed anyone up in the Mothership that I know of. Just stay inside when "IT" comes and "IT" won't bother you.
I'm going to love messing with their heads like this. Oh I'm so bad........
Is there supposed to be a lot of bears here? Will they hurt us? We have something very big here that scared us. New fence line is down and my shed door is broken off. Do you know if the circus that left lost a large animal?
This is what I just wrote back and stuck on her door:
We have a few bear. But that is not what you have. You have seen "IT"
"IT" has seemed to have originated in your woods. "IT" has not harmed anyone to date. But "IT" gave LB the heart attack that killed him. LB was the man that owned the house you bought. "IT" liked LB's garden. "IT" is why Mrs. J behind me left to live with her daughter last summer.
"IT" has not beamed anyone up in the Mothership that I know of. Just stay inside when "IT" comes and "IT" won't bother you.
I'm going to love messing with their heads like this. Oh I'm so bad........