Farmhand
Well-Known Member
I received this in an email, thought it was funny.
[SIZE=24pt]YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]2009[/SIZE][SIZE=24pt] when....[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
3. [SIZE=24pt]You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
4. [SIZE=24pt]You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. [SIZE=24pt]You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.[/SIZE][SIZE=24pt] [/SIZE]
7. [SIZE=24pt]Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
8. [SIZE=24pt]Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
10. [SIZE=24pt]You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
11. [SIZE=24pt]You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
12. [SIZE=24pt]You're reading this and nodding and laughing.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
13. [SIZE=24pt]Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
14. [SIZE=24pt]You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
15. [SIZE=24pt]You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
AND NOW U R LAUGHING[SIZE=24pt] AT YOURSELF[/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to.
[SIZE=24pt]YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN [/SIZE][SIZE=36pt]2009[/SIZE][SIZE=24pt] when....[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.[SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
3. [SIZE=24pt]You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
4. [SIZE=24pt]You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. [SIZE=24pt]You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.[/SIZE][SIZE=24pt] [/SIZE]
7. [SIZE=24pt]Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
8. [SIZE=24pt]Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
10. [SIZE=24pt]You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
11. [SIZE=24pt]You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
12. [SIZE=24pt]You're reading this and nodding and laughing.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
13. [SIZE=24pt]Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
14. [SIZE=24pt]You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
15. [SIZE=24pt]You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt] [/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
AND NOW U R LAUGHING[SIZE=24pt] AT YOURSELF[/SIZE][SIZE=24pt][/SIZE]
Go on, forward this to your friends. You know you want to.