Little driving joke

[dreaminmini]

This came from another group a few days ago, I thought it was cute and funny and wanted to share. Enjoy!

An Amish lady is trotting down the road with her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home."

"That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!"

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.

"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?"

"He said the reflector is broken."

"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?"

"I'm not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake..."

 

[wildoak]

Tee hee, good one.

Jan

 

[joylee123]

Joy

 

[JourneysEnd]

LOVE IT !

 

[JourneysEnd]

LOVE IT !

 

[susanne]

That's a good one!

As for putting it in the wrong place, how would you know these days? People put messages here that belong on the main forum, and other messages that belong on the main page are moved back here and elsewhere, so I don't think anyone knows where to post.

I don't bother with the Mingus stories I used to post -- they don't fit anywnere.

 

[dreaminmini]

I like it when people post stories of their horses and other pets. It's kind of fun hearing about the antics of others animals. Always makes me chuckle or gives me a smile. Don't stop talking about Mingus.