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Bassett

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[SIZE=10pt]Sears Catalog[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Two young men were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]One says to the other, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?"[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]The second one replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!" [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]The first one says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one." [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]The second one smiles and pats him on the back. "Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too." [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]Three weeks later, the young man asks his friend, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?" [/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt]The second man replies, "No, but it shouldn’t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!"[/SIZE]
 

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Cute joke Bonnie, I love your little Daisy Dog avatar too!
 

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