If you could be president what would you do?
I'd like to run and here's why:
I can work on a very tight budget when I have to.
I totally can. I have been in debt years ago twice and was able to get
us out of the hole twice in record time, save our credit rating, and pay
all our debts and never declare a bankrupcy or take handouts.
You put my butt up there in that White House and the first
thing I will do is get rid of the people that spend $100. on fancy toilet seats
and hate to say this, but a $30,000 Christmas tree in every dang room is
just not necessary. I can entertain the big important people with some down
home bar b que and not have to waste tax payers money on fine china and
servants. It will be a serve yourself buffet and I can wash the dishes myself.
I won't have to pay Celine Dion the
big bucks to come and entertain when I know I can get the Beach Boys
for a whole lot cheaper. Plus I have plenty of friends that would volunteer to
come and play a little pickin and grinning music for FREE. I also know plenty of
people where I can get fancy soaps from for the bathroom too! LOL. I'd rent out
some of the rooms in the White House that would not be needed to rich guys for a
handsome sum and put that money into schools to bring back programs that have
been deleted in many such as the arts, and music.
And with the rest of the money we save, we'll have plenty left so that everyone can
get FREE HEALTH CARE in this county.
I also am a 60's hippie and I DO NOT DO WAR!
As the saying goes "WAR IS NOT HEALTHY FOR CHILDREN
AND OTHER LIVING THINGS"
so I can get that crap over there stopped fast and bring our boys
back home. I am for peace, peace, peace, and I am very good at
mediating. As John Lennon said "Give Peace a Chance"
As for the gas, well I would fix that one up in a dandy. We would all
go to the auctions and start rescuing a whole bunch of horses. Feed 'em
up real good, vet them bring them back to tip top shape and put the country
back on horseback. No more wrecks on major highways and breaking the
speed limit. For those that don't ride, you can drive your minis. Imagine
how this would drive the cost of gas down to pennies and drive the cost'
of good horseflesh back up to very competitive prices. Our horse market
will have then be saved, plus the farmers will be back in business since so many people will need to
buy much more feed and grains to feed their animals, and also we will be helping with pollution at the same time.
As for the killers we have on the planet murdering other innocent people: I would
not spend tax payers money buying murderers TV's and computers, and have them
live off your hard earned money. There would be no more of this plea bargin BS. You kill someone on purpose and you are out of here. You don't just get off with a slap on the hand, do a couple of years and get back out on the street no way no how. Do you realize we PAY our murdering prisoners a wage???
Instead, I would invest in an island in the middle of no where. I would have all murders go there and be dropped off by helicopter. They would have to live off the land, drink coconut milk and fish, and hunt to survive and whathaveyou and just live there far away from society and let the chips fall where they may.
I've got plenty of other ideas too.
VOTE FOR ME
So if you could be president, what would you do?
I'd like to run and here's why:
I can work on a very tight budget when I have to.
I totally can. I have been in debt years ago twice and was able to get
us out of the hole twice in record time, save our credit rating, and pay
all our debts and never declare a bankrupcy or take handouts.
You put my butt up there in that White House and the first
thing I will do is get rid of the people that spend $100. on fancy toilet seats
and hate to say this, but a $30,000 Christmas tree in every dang room is
just not necessary. I can entertain the big important people with some down
home bar b que and not have to waste tax payers money on fine china and
servants. It will be a serve yourself buffet and I can wash the dishes myself.
I won't have to pay Celine Dion the
big bucks to come and entertain when I know I can get the Beach Boys
for a whole lot cheaper. Plus I have plenty of friends that would volunteer to
come and play a little pickin and grinning music for FREE. I also know plenty of
people where I can get fancy soaps from for the bathroom too! LOL. I'd rent out
some of the rooms in the White House that would not be needed to rich guys for a
handsome sum and put that money into schools to bring back programs that have
been deleted in many such as the arts, and music.
And with the rest of the money we save, we'll have plenty left so that everyone can
get FREE HEALTH CARE in this county.
I also am a 60's hippie and I DO NOT DO WAR!
As the saying goes "WAR IS NOT HEALTHY FOR CHILDREN
AND OTHER LIVING THINGS"
so I can get that crap over there stopped fast and bring our boys
back home. I am for peace, peace, peace, and I am very good at
mediating. As John Lennon said "Give Peace a Chance"
As for the gas, well I would fix that one up in a dandy. We would all
go to the auctions and start rescuing a whole bunch of horses. Feed 'em
up real good, vet them bring them back to tip top shape and put the country
back on horseback. No more wrecks on major highways and breaking the
speed limit. For those that don't ride, you can drive your minis. Imagine
how this would drive the cost of gas down to pennies and drive the cost'
of good horseflesh back up to very competitive prices. Our horse market
will have then be saved, plus the farmers will be back in business since so many people will need to
buy much more feed and grains to feed their animals, and also we will be helping with pollution at the same time.
As for the killers we have on the planet murdering other innocent people: I would
not spend tax payers money buying murderers TV's and computers, and have them
live off your hard earned money. There would be no more of this plea bargin BS. You kill someone on purpose and you are out of here. You don't just get off with a slap on the hand, do a couple of years and get back out on the street no way no how. Do you realize we PAY our murdering prisoners a wage???
Instead, I would invest in an island in the middle of no where. I would have all murders go there and be dropped off by helicopter. They would have to live off the land, drink coconut milk and fish, and hunt to survive and whathaveyou and just live there far away from society and let the chips fall where they may.
I've got plenty of other ideas too.
VOTE FOR ME
So if you could be president, what would you do?