Charlene
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whoever is responsible for this dastardly deed MUST PAY!
alright!
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twister
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Maybe it was flat Lotto
Yvonne
Yvonne
hobbyhorse23
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Don't look now, but I think our killer may be stalking my Big Blue Ball.
It's been in hiding in the garage since the initial attack (see footage of the beating on YouTube!) but today after having its self-confidence reinflated it went out and was assaulted again by not one but TWO suspects! I'm afraid its days may be numbered.
Leia
Leia
Charlene
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ohhh the humaaaanity!!!Don't look now, but I think our killer may be stalking my Big Blue Ball.It's been in hiding in the garage since the initial attack (see footage of the beating on YouTube!) but today after having its self-confidence reinflated it went out and was assaulted again by not one but TWO suspects! I'm afraid its days may be numbered.
Leia
Charlene
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NEWS FLASH...NEWS FLASH! i have to amend the charges from first degree murder down to aggravated battery. the big gray ball appears to be only slightly wounded.
i had rebel hoof cuffed and was using my masterful interrogation techniques in an attempt to crack him. he swore, with one hoof on the bible, that he was innocent and pleaded with me to ascertain the whereabouts of the plug that holds the air in the ball. after numerous threats of sending him to his barn without supper, he finally caved and divulged the general location of the original crime and with his left hind foot, pointed to a spot on the ground. imagine my surprise when i did, in fact, locate the plug.
i uncuffed rebel and released him on bond. however, no marshmallows until i am satisfied that there are no holes or tears in the big gray ball. rebel is not allowed to leave the state pending determination of the true condition of the big gray ball. of course now, he's whinnying FALSE ARREST. i gave him a quarter and told him to call somebody who cares.
i WILL get to the bottom of this. in the meantime, when i left for work this morning, all 3 horses were standing in a corner with their heads together. i shudder to think of whatever schemes they were cooking up.
film at 11.
i had rebel hoof cuffed and was using my masterful interrogation techniques in an attempt to crack him. he swore, with one hoof on the bible, that he was innocent and pleaded with me to ascertain the whereabouts of the plug that holds the air in the ball. after numerous threats of sending him to his barn without supper, he finally caved and divulged the general location of the original crime and with his left hind foot, pointed to a spot on the ground. imagine my surprise when i did, in fact, locate the plug.
i uncuffed rebel and released him on bond. however, no marshmallows until i am satisfied that there are no holes or tears in the big gray ball. rebel is not allowed to leave the state pending determination of the true condition of the big gray ball. of course now, he's whinnying FALSE ARREST. i gave him a quarter and told him to call somebody who cares.
i WILL get to the bottom of this. in the meantime, when i left for work this morning, all 3 horses were standing in a corner with their heads together. i shudder to think of whatever schemes they were cooking up.
film at 11.
AppyLover2
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LOL Thanks for the News Flash!!
Reignmaker Miniatures
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tnovak
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Thanks for starting my day with a good laugh!
DITTO!!!!!!!!
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