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Maybe you have seen this before but i just got it and it totally cracked me up

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:

8:00 a.m. Oh boy! Dog food, my favorite!

9:30 a.m. Oh boy! A car ride, my favorite!

9:40 a.m. Oh boy! A walk, my favorite!

10:30 a.m. Oh boy, getting rubbed, my favorite!

Noon: Oh boy, the kids, my favorite!

1:00 p.m. Oh boy, the yard...my favorite!

4:00 p.m. Oh boy, to the park, my favorite!

5:00 p.m. Oh boy, dog food, my favorite!

6:00 p.m. Oh boy, playing ball, my favorite!

6:30 p.m. Oh boy! watching TV with my master, my favorite!

9:00 p.m. Oh boy! sleeping in master's bed, my favorite!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

DAY 483 OF MY CAPTIVITY:

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre, little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal! The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded....must try this again at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. Must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was! Hmmm, not working to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies" Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. It speaks with them regularly and I'm certain it reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But, I can wait. it’s only a matter of time
 

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[SIZE=21pt]I LOVE THIS!!!!
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Totally cracking me up!
 

Hosscrazy

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That must have been written by my dog & cats!!! That's too funny!!!
 

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HaHa, That is just too funny! I Love it!
 

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That is too funny!

I am emailing as I type (I also borrowed it to post on the parenting sight I live on)

You can just hear Mr. Tinkles voice from Cat's and Dogs.
 
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[SIZE=14pt]So funny! I think my dog, cat and birds would agree with this!
Hee hee!
Thanks for sharing!
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Thats too funny Lisa! Sounds so much like my dog Niki!
 

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